Allghoi Khorkhoi

I'm not trying to pre-empt anything here.
Just figured I'd get dibs in first.

The name of my first born, will be Casey Jones.

Don't worry though.
If it's not a boy, I'll put it back.
XXX.

Sinus Successus

Girls, stick to being girls.

Feminists have ruined the world.
They spent so much time demanding equality at every opportunity they had, females of the developed world thought they might be on to something, and now look what's happened.

They've all forgotten what being feminine is all about.

Drinking, smoking, swearing, fighting, spitting, shaved heads, ..

I hear that 'man-hating, butch dyke' look is in this millenia.
So go on, keep doing what you're doing.
See how far that shit gets you.


If you're going to act like a man, expect to get treated like one.
Do some hard fucking labour.

Equality means you don't get to use the "..but I'm a girl!" excuse.

Girls are bred to do girly things.
Like playing with dolls, looking good, cooking, cleaning, and doing as you're told.

I'm not sexist.
Girls can do anything guys can do, apparently.
I'm just sick of all your shit.

If you opened your eyes, you'd notice something.
Equality ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Suckadick.
XXX.

Mare Crisium

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
Fuck that.

You either had your shot and you blew it,
Or you never stood a chance.

Welcome to the real world.
XXX.

Zeno

3 ideas to give the world a future.

Don't smoke.
Enjoy life.
Smile.

It's pretty simple.

Take it easy.
Keep it sleazy.
XXX.

Epictetus

1. Smokers under the age of 45.
2. Males with ponytails. Including you, Steven Seagal.
3. Green beans.
4. Girls with high pitched voices.
5. Cracks in the concrete.
6. Waiting.
7. No animals in the circus.
8. Things changing too much.
9. Expectations.
10. Silence on the phone.

And even though they couldn't crack the top ten, an honorable mention goes to Crystal Castles.

If you are one of these things, stop it.
You give me the shits.
XXX.

Seneca

Life isn't short.
We're just using time poorly.

Seneca was spot on.

If you're interested, stop wasting your time on mygays, facefuck, or twitshit, and read his essay "De Brevitate Vitae"

Life's not meant to be a chore.
XXX.

Hornet

In case you haven't already realised why my sister means the world to me, read on.

"Hey Timmyyyyy.. Even though Joe's gone, he's still here.."
*picks up a photo I have of him, smiles*

"..Looook!"
*and with an even bigger smile shows me.*

I still hear his laugh everyday.
Party on Roughrider, party on.
XXX.