Epictetus

1. Smokers under the age of 45.
2. Males with ponytails. Including you, Steven Seagal.
3. Green beans.
4. Girls with high pitched voices.
5. Cracks in the concrete.
6. Waiting.
7. No animals in the circus.
8. Things changing too much.
9. Expectations.
10. Silence on the phone.

And even though they couldn't crack the top ten, an honorable mention goes to Crystal Castles.

If you are one of these things, stop it.
You give me the shits.
XXX.