A toast.

You're a prime example of a dying breed.

That makes me feel sorry for you.

They don't make them like you anymore.

Here's to you, dad.

XXX.

Good for you.

I don't care how long you were edge for.

I don't care why you chose to be edge.

I don't care why you broke.

You're just another sellout.

End of story.

Don't ever judge my reasons for being edge again.

XXX.

Dreamers.

Sometimes it's all we have.

Sometimes it's all we need.

XXX.

Glaedelig Jul!

Someone stole my bmx last night.

What a sick cunt.

Hope you didn't notice it had no brakes and ate shit.

Merry Christmas motherfucker.

XXX.

2009

No crazy stories.

No mad adventures.

No real trouble.

What the fuck.

I'm no fun anymore.

I'm getting older.

I'm not getting wiser.

I'm getting boring.

Sigh.

Better luck next year.

XXX.

Fortitudo Et Honor

Don't try me.

You don't know me.

You won't win.

Game on.

XXX.

Ti Amo

This is eating me alive.

I was going to ask you to move in with me.

Guess I waited too long.

You totally would have said yes.

Hope you find the happiness you're looking for.

You deserve it brother.

RIP.

XXX.

Non Semper Erit Aestas.

Cut the shit.

Unless you lived through the Great Depression, you haven't had a hard life.

XXX.

Animo Defectus

There comes a point,

Where everyone starts to feel lost.

I didn't know what I'm doing.

I didn't know what to say.

I didn't really have a plan.

Thought I never had.

Then I realised that's a lie.

I've always had one plan.

Survive.

XXX.

Règles

Somethings never change.

XXX.

En Mémoire De

You would have been 22 today.

XXX.

Smanjiti Brzinu

Sometimes I wish I could just stop, and watch the world go by.

XXX.

Rispetto

Respect, and trust.

The two hardest things to earn, are always the easiest things to lose.

You just don't realise it until the damage is done.

Life's not meant to be fair.

I'm not going to make it easy.

What do we always say?
Don't get eliminated!

Ahahaha.

XXX.

Virtus

Can't win.
Won't give up.
XXX.

Purgamentum

One drink doesn't make you a drinker.

One smoke doesn't make you a smoker.

One lie doesn't make me a liar.

That said, one may as well be one million.

Doesn't make any difference to me now.

XXX.

Besanica

Active minds never sleep.

XXX.

Amare

Out of sight, never out of mind.
Love ya guts.
XXX.

Mortaci Tua.

Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
XXX.

Bacchante

When I was growing up I wanted to be an astronaut.
Now I just want to be something.
XXX.

Monte Cristo

I'll never forget this moment.
"Alix just leaned in and whispered "I love you Timmy." to the computer." - 19/03/08

I missed her the most.
XXX.

Chelona

"Ladies and Gentleman, we give you the happiest tortoises on the planet."
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/21/happy-happy-joy-joy/

Things like this make my day.
XXX.

Saiten Aufziehen

It's hard to move forward with the brakes on.

Stay intense.
I don't see any other way to get through it.

That's the difference between me and you.
XXX.

Zucchero Filato

Friends are not family.
Not even close.

I don't mince my words.
If we're friends, the chances of you being either a dog cunt, drug fuck, drunk slut, dead shit, fuck wit, or sell out, is about 90%.

That other 10% have never let me down.

I have four people outside my family I trust.
I consider those four people, my real friends.
Nothing will change that.

I know who's got my back.
XXX.

Allghoi Khorkhoi

I'm not trying to pre-empt anything here.
Just figured I'd get dibs in first.

The name of my first born, will be Casey Jones.

Don't worry though.
If it's not a boy, I'll put it back.
XXX.

Sinus Successus

Girls, stick to being girls.

Feminists have ruined the world.
They spent so much time demanding equality at every opportunity they had, females of the developed world thought they might be on to something, and now look what's happened.

They've all forgotten what being feminine is all about.

Drinking, smoking, swearing, fighting, spitting, shaved heads, ..

I hear that 'man-hating, butch dyke' look is in this millenia.
So go on, keep doing what you're doing.
See how far that shit gets you.


If you're going to act like a man, expect to get treated like one.
Do some hard fucking labour.

Equality means you don't get to use the "..but I'm a girl!" excuse.

Girls are bred to do girly things.
Like playing with dolls, looking good, cooking, cleaning, and doing as you're told.

I'm not sexist.
Girls can do anything guys can do, apparently.
I'm just sick of all your shit.

If you opened your eyes, you'd notice something.
Equality ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Suckadick.
XXX.

Mare Crisium

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
Fuck that.

You either had your shot and you blew it,
Or you never stood a chance.

Welcome to the real world.
XXX.

Zeno

3 ideas to give the world a future.

Don't smoke.
Enjoy life.
Smile.

It's pretty simple.

Take it easy.
Keep it sleazy.
XXX.

Epictetus

1. Smokers under the age of 45.
2. Males with ponytails. Including you, Steven Seagal.
3. Green beans.
4. Girls with high pitched voices.
5. Cracks in the concrete.
6. Waiting.
7. No animals in the circus.
8. Things changing too much.
9. Expectations.
10. Silence on the phone.

And even though they couldn't crack the top ten, an honorable mention goes to Crystal Castles.

If you are one of these things, stop it.
You give me the shits.
XXX.

Seneca

Life isn't short.
We're just using time poorly.

Seneca was spot on.

If you're interested, stop wasting your time on mygays, facefuck, or twitshit, and read his essay "De Brevitate Vitae"

Life's not meant to be a chore.
XXX.

Hornet

In case you haven't already realised why my sister means the world to me, read on.

"Hey Timmyyyyy.. Even though Joe's gone, he's still here.."
*picks up a photo I have of him, smiles*

"..Looook!"
*and with an even bigger smile shows me.*

I still hear his laugh everyday.
Party on Roughrider, party on.
XXX.

Alameda

I asked my sister what she'd buy if she won 90 million dollars.

She thought about it for awhile, and said
"I'd buy a fairy that can fly around inside, aaand a mermaid barbie.."
and with the hugest grin in the world, ".. and a new teddy."

"Anything else?" I asked.
"Thaaat's it!" she replied.

I promised to buy her them if I won.

I didn't win.
But I'll buy her a new teddy anyways.

I wish everything was still that simple.
Sometimes, she reminds me that it is.
XXX.

Caleuche

I've been hiccuping sporadically for near on two hours.
Kill me now.

And fuck Canberra.
XXX.

Octavius

Okay life, you win.
You got me good, you fuck.
XXX.

Queen Mary

Pushing 3 weeks.
No more Tom Selleck 'stache.
Two close calls in two days.

Pushing my luck?
Testing my invincibility.

What the fuck is up life?
XXX.

Ourang Medan

I'm not very good at making new friends.

Ahaha.
XXX.

Antonia Graza

It's been one week.

I now play football, beat up girls and I'm in a band called xWARPIGx.

This sucks.
It rules, but it's just fucked.
XXX.

Baychimo

It's been three days since I had coffee.

I'm ready to go work on an oil rig.
In Norway.

What the fuck?
XXX.

Lady Lovibond

Yesterday marked 2 weeks.
I saw 2 rainbows touch down over the farm.

"Thank you for bringing that boy into this house."

Don't worry,
You won't be forgotten anytime soon bro.
XXX.

Mary Celeste

I'm nothing special.
But I'm better than the rest of you.

Game on.
XXX.