Mare Crisium

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
Fuck that.

You either had your shot and you blew it,
Or you never stood a chance.

Welcome to the real world.
XXX.

Zeno

3 ideas to give the world a future.

Don't smoke.
Enjoy life.
Smile.

It's pretty simple.

Take it easy.
Keep it sleazy.
XXX.

Epictetus

1. Smokers under the age of 45.
2. Males with ponytails. Including you, Steven Seagal.
3. Green beans.
4. Girls with high pitched voices.
5. Cracks in the concrete.
6. Waiting.
7. No animals in the circus.
8. Things changing too much.
9. Expectations.
10. Silence on the phone.

And even though they couldn't crack the top ten, an honorable mention goes to Crystal Castles.

If you are one of these things, stop it.
You give me the shits.
XXX.

Seneca

Life isn't short.
We're just using time poorly.

Seneca was spot on.

If you're interested, stop wasting your time on mygays, facefuck, or twitshit, and read his essay "De Brevitate Vitae"

Life's not meant to be a chore.
XXX.

Hornet

In case you haven't already realised why my sister means the world to me, read on.

"Hey Timmyyyyy.. Even though Joe's gone, he's still here.."
*picks up a photo I have of him, smiles*

"..Looook!"
*and with an even bigger smile shows me.*

I still hear his laugh everyday.
Party on Roughrider, party on.
XXX.