Ha.

"Ohaii, I'm straight edge.
Lol, jk. I smoke bongs."

If all the cool kids are doing it, it must be legit.
XXX.

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Women.

They smell nice, but, they're soul murderers.

XXX.

Fazbot.

It's been a year.

Still sucks.

XXX.

Poker face.

What you don't know can't hurt you.

That said, if you get caught out, cop it on the chin and expect no mercy.

Either don't lie to me, or get a decent poker face.

I refuse to trust anymore.
XXX.

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Cocus.

You would have been 23 today.

Still loved.

Always remembered.

Hope you're having a party up there buddy.

XXX.

Simple.

Is it really that hard to enjoy the little things?

You'd think I'm talking about rocket science, or acting like it's brain surgery the way some people react.

Life will be over before you know it.
Slow down.
Be happy.

Make the most of it.
XXX.

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Cool.

Chicks with ink I do not dig.

XXX.

Yeahhhh.

It feels damn good to be called 'Sir' without being told to leave.
XXX.

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Perspective.

Recently, I've lost a lot of photos off my computer.

At first, I didn't care, I can always take more photos.

Then, after searching for a particular image I'd taken, a long time ago, that is now long gone, I got pretty bummed.

After thinking about it for a while, I've come to realise that just because I lost a photo of you, or of a place I've been, doesn't mean I'll ever lose my memory of you, or of where I've been.

In the end, that's all we've got really, isn't it?

A bunch of memories.

I hope I never get dementia.

XXX

BH.

Thanks for being the most genuinely nicest girl.
I'm gonna miss you 'Minnie Mouse'.
Keep an eye on us.
♥

I didn't make this banner, but I can't not repost it.

XXX.

Fuck limitations.

I've got photos of my 52 most favourite times.

Nowhere can I post this as one blog.

So fuck it.

I won't post the photos.

But I went to too much effort to just give up altogether right now.

Here are the captions.

Imagine what the photos look like in your head.

1. Mornings on the beach in Torquay.

2. When the dealers meth lab blew up.

3. THE effy.

4. Playing soccer with Indians on the roof.

5. Doing lines in KFC.

6. Mad gobbies for zil.

7. Making the headlines.

8. At JT's show.

9. Sydney's finest.

10. Canberra with Steve and Tanner.

11. Setlist.

12. Brawlin'.

13. At the snow with Alix.

14. Twenty one balloon salute.

15. Jordyn seeing snow for the first time.

16. Rap jumping.

17. Dreamers.

18. Soundfest.

19. Kissing Joe.

20. Skating with Jordy.

21. Fairypark.

22. Norm in 20 years.

23. Norm digging holes.

24. X.

25. Positive vandalism.

26. Jaws, day two.

27. She's a bad babysitter.

28. Winning the spaghetti eating competition.

29. Tim Burton exhibition.

30. Swimming with dolphins.

31. Cadbury world.

32. Chivarly promos.

33. Playing up to the camera.

34. Puttin' my hands up for Detroit.

35. Ghost tours.

36. Coming home.

37. The Game.

38. Family business.

39. Alix being Alix.

40. Moulin Rouge.

41. Mario Kart.

42. Soundwave 2007.

43. Fast cars, fast women.

44. Mother's Day collage.

45. Stacks on!

46. Wicked witches.

47. Team Exxcellent billboard hangs.

48. The Shitney Gang.

49. Riding low in gondolas.

50. Rocking the suburbs.
51. Jumping out of planes for fun.

52. On top of the world, literally.

I've got the best memories of the times I've had.

And the best intentions for the times I haven't had yet.

XXX.

I love

Double standards.

XXX.

I miss

The NEHC boys.

Cherry Coke.

When the Misfits WEREN'T everybody's favourite band.

House parties.

Good times with good kids.

Good kids.

2006.

People before they changed to be cool.

Doing weights.

Writing letters.

Endless adventure.

When indie kids weren't everywhere.

Having friends.

Having fun.

Hardcore.

Nintendo 64.

Everything that's been ruined by trends.

Joe.

Being good at something.

XXX.

Give them an inch, and they'll take a mile.

Give them a knuckle sandwich, and they'll do as they're told.

Wise words from yours truly.

XXX.

Disappointment

I don't think I know one person who hasn't lied to my face.

Isn't it a great world we live in?

I can trust no one.

Not even myself.

XXX.

Jaws.

XXX.

Rant

Girls with dude haircuts.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Any girl that thinks it's attractive, just reinforces my belief that you're all retarded.

What kind of dude is going to want to tune a bitch that looks like a dude with tits?

The only reason you're getting anyone looking at you, is so they can fucking piss themselves laughing and hang shit on you until they find the next girl with a bullshit haircut.

I can't wait til the whole androgynous trend goes out of fashion, all you fucking indie sluts grow your hair, and all the fucking indie faggots stop wearing makeup.

Fuck I hate you.

XXX.

Dearest Mary.

You were the most amazing second mum I ever had.

I guess heaven couldn't wait any longer.

Please look down on your children,

(and unofficial children) as we'll always look up to you.

Give Joe a big hug for us all.

All my love,

Timmy.

XXX.

Useless

I don't remember days.

I remember moments.

I miss you.

XXX.

Legit.

"They might forget what you said, but they'll never forget how you made them feel."

-Carl W. Buechner.

XXX.

Almost

I was chasing the brightest rainbow I've ever seen today.

I got so close.

Then it literally disappeared in front of my very eyes.

Fucking leprechaun bastards.

I'll get a pot of gold one day..

XXX.

Good times

I'll keep adding to this as it comes.

In my dream I saw Blink 182 and you were on stage with them playing ‘It's a long way to the top.'
Do you want my mum to tune you?
I want my bra back! And stop wearing it!
If you can imagine a judge crossed with a vampire, I just walked past it.
As if you enjoy anything over Asians getting owned.
You’re not good and you’re a spastic!
I don’t know what’s worse, this or Kirsten!
She just flipped the table upside down.
I bet like $300 you’re asleep on the couch.
Those are the messages I miss, the ‘Hey what the fuck is up life, I’m going to do this!’
Stop feeding Alix under the table like a dog.
I eat lightning and crap thunder.
Ask your voice if you can keep it.
What’s better than gobbies?
The samurais.
I just saw the code pink of all code pinks.
Stop telling me to google things with zilla in it.
You don’t even go for the fucking cats!
Those gay guys are fucking losin' it.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, you instead punched your way out of the womb.
I have no memory of 3am.
You won’t learn to play golf if you throw your clubs.
Did you know aliens are allergic to lava?
Fucking jumping creeps.
Ok, so I just got rolled for $3.70
Do I kill that cunt?
He's just a crab from the harbour.
I drove a tractor!
Ooh, wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
I’m trying to sleep, put a pillow over her mouth.
If I stood on something bad, say a jellyfish, what’s the worst that could happen?
Hey tim, I wonder if you’re a homo.
I bet some Bronx rough nut with a mullet is doing a mono on it right now.
Muffins are go!
Ed just shat out an ear plug.
I’m going to grow a filthier beard than you.
You’re harder to talk to than the Pope.
The old tim would.
Thankyou for your foolish advice that got us nowhere.
You’re gonna look like Nick Cave when you’re old.
Your mum’s blinddddd haha.
See.. Now would be a good time to start following soccer, or tennis, or even netball.
You should be on the blog ‘Fuck yeah, beards!’ it’s just dudes with beards.
When you left my boss was like ‘So who’s dick are you squatting on?’
I want cuddles but I can’t because you’re watching Mortal Kombat.
Y’know, I almost perved on you before I realized it was you.
Your dog doesn’t even look like a pancake, you know that right?
No! The cat is not keen on Doritos and salsa.
Fucking hell it smells like mud.
I just thought I’d contact the zilla hotline to say I hope to one day be as sexy as you.
Is that you, or is it just someone who looks like you?
I can actually hear you talking.
I had to put on a shirt to get on this motherfucking bus.
Did someone steal your jesus beard?
I'm a girl, remember this, I do not have a penis.
Nevermind, I learnt the hard way again.
You know, I wish I had my own action figure.
You jew.
I just fell in the mud.
Is there such a thing as downy porn?
Haha wait.. You’re underwater?
I can smell the oil burning already.
Yeah man, bitches go nuts after midnight.
I can't grow pubes.
If I eat the doritos, will you still be my girlfriend?
People just need facial hair, then they'll be so much happier.
You have sent me 107 messages about Chuck Norris.
A dude with a bigger beard just eyeballed me, sonofabitch.
Do you smoke crack now?
This film's the best, it's got ass, and titties, and Bernie Mac.
But it's a 12K chair!!
Your mate.
I think it's broken.
Fucking Norman.
Imagine gargling peanut butter.
We've had this conversation remember?
Where on the planet are you?
Jaws found a stick, he loves life.
You're blacker than Wesley Snipes.
Yeah, well, you're blacker than Dikembe Mutombo.
If you were a Disney character, you'd be the genie.
I can see why you guys like this asian shit.
I am preparing to burn my ring.
Bake that motherfucker!

Ahahahaha.
Good times.
XXX.

Bucketlist.

1. Climb Ayers rock.
2. Learn French.
3. Do a triathlon.
4. Hot air balloon ride.
5. Paintballing.
6. Trek the Kokoda Trail.
7. Go to Gallipoli for Anzac Day.
8. Drive a Lamborghini.
9. La Tomatina.
10. Go in the Running of the Bulls.
11. Learn Muay Thai.
12. Sing.
13. Learn to swing dance.
14. Swim with sharks.
15. Ride in a helicopter.
16. Climb the Harbour Bridge.
17. Snorkel the Great Barrier Reef.
18. Bungee jump.
19. Walk on fire.
20. See the Northern Lights.
21. Visit Las Vegas.
22. See what the pyramids are really like.
23. Go to Hollywood.
24. Disneyland.
25. Go on a cruise.
26. Take an around the world flight.
27. Juggle.
28. Magic tricks.
29. Have a pen pal.
30. Skate a halfpipe.
31. Build a hotrod.
32. Origami.
33. Cook fajitas.
34. Acupuncture.
35. Grow a garden.
36. Write a book.
37. Be an extra in a movie.
38. Sleep in a castle.
39. Use a machine gun.
40. Eat in a revolving restaurant.
41. Design a shoe.
42. Have one million dollars.
43. Build my own home.
44. With a treehouse.
45. Mush a dog sled.
46. Go into space.
47. Ride a Harley.
48. Meditate.
49. Go on a safari.
50. Have a kid.
51. Ride Puffing Billy.
52. Stay in an ice hotel.
53. Make my own fragrance.
54. Make a change in the world.
55. Milk a cow.
56. Ride a horse.
57. Ride an elephant.
58. Name a star.
59. Photocopy my poopa.
60. Walk the Great Wall of China.
61. Learn the art of massage.
62. Land a backflip.
63. Slam dunk.
64. Fly First Class.
65. Climb Ayers rock.
66. Dig a big fuckin’ hole.
67. Get a degree.
68. Climb a volcano.
69. Start a sandwich shop.
70. Set up a hammock.
71. Visit Pripyat.
72. Take up boxing.
73. Watch an NBA game.
74. See the Red Bull Air Race.
75. Party at the Playboy Mansion.
76. Get my eyes fixed.
77. Own a dog.
78. New Years in Times Square.
79. Poker tournament.
80. Go Zorbing.
81. Set a Guiness World Record.
82. Find buried treasure.
83. Go on a real ferris wheel.
84. Get married.
85. Make a pizza from scratch.
86. Visit Joe.
87. See the Statue of Liberty.
88. Get on the Amazing Race.
89. Learn CPR and save a life.
90. Drive a boat.
91. Catch a Barramundi.
92. Visit Alcatraz.
93. See a crocodile.
94. Deliver a eulogy.
95. Stay in Beverly Hills.
96. Go to Stone Henge.
97. Win more than division 5 in tattslotto.
98. Make a hedge maze.
99. Fall asleep to back tickles.
100. Live to be 100.
101. Make a difference in someone’s life.

If I can do all those, then I’ll have lived life like I’m meant too.
XXX.

Titty.

I love it.

"I will pretty much do anything to see titty."

Some days, I'm so awesome it hurts.

XXX.

Wow.

Casey fucking Jones.

Wowwwww.

XXX.

Big dreams

I pretend I don't have big dreams, because I know I can't achieve my goals.

It's not a pessimistic attitude, it's reality.

That doesn't mean I'll give up.

In fact, it just steels my resolve to aim even higher.

That way I'll never stop trying.

I've got the stars in my sights.

XXX.

Three little words

That is all.

XXX.

AHX

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it."

XXX.

New plan

I don't want to work for someone else.

I want to start my own sandwich shop.

XXX.

Think about it

Just putting this out there.

Sober people don't commit suicide.

Maybe there's a reason.

Drugs and alcohol are for the weak.

I'm not saying that straight edge saves lives.

But clear heads don't get cloudy.

Think about it..

XXX.

BW

The best thing about having a "blogspot" is that no one reads these anymore.

Tumblr's where it's at.

And that's not what I'm about.

Not now, NOT EVER!

XXX.

Make a stand

This goes out to every person who hates the world, who hates everyone in it, hates themselves, and who hates every thing.

Make a fucking stand.

Kill yourself.

It's funny.

All the kids who hate, actually have no real reason for it.

And the reasons they give, are just lame excuses.

If you can't appreciate what you've got, you may as well give everything up.

Harsh, but true.

XXX.

Open letter to females.

Dear females,

What's happened to you?

Uggboots are not shoes.

Leggings are not pants.

Short hair is not pretty.

Clown face make up does not help.

Unit stickers are not awesome.

Cliche'd tattoes do not look hot.

Acting like males is not attractive.

Swearing is not cool.

Smoking is never okay.

No wonder you don't get any respect.

Girls are meant to be girly.

XXX.

Blood

We're all black when the lights go out.

XXX.

JTB.

There will always be a light on.
Because some things never change.
You won't be forgotten.
The sun shines down from your face.

The days will never feel the same.
These nights won't hear your laugh.
You taught us how to smile.
And nothing can change that.

It's so hard to believe.
That this happened to you.
Someone so kind.
And so fucking beautiful.

Words can't describe.
What it means to me.
Knowing when I said goodbye.
Was the last time that I heard, your voice.

Only the good die young.
Love ya guts.

21/11/1987 - 28/03/2009.
XXX.

Ha

If every 16 year old fashion designer wannabe, every person wearing the opposite gender's clothing and every bad idea got together and jizzed into a bucket of rainbow paint, you'd see what I see.

Yeah, Melbourne fashion is fucked.

Now I'm off to see Lady Gaga.

XXX.

It's cool to hate.

Your hate has never made sense to me.

I'm making two solo projects.

One is going to be positive straight edge hardcore.

There's a message that desperately needs to be spread, stay positive.

The other is just going to a violent and agressive all out attack of the weak.

If you think the world owes you something, or if you can't say no.

This is for you.

Pick a side.

XXX.

Still valid

29/07/08

1:34am.

"You know, I wish I had my own action figure."

Some dreams never fade.

XXX.

Wanker

“Masturbation is one of the scourges which secretly attacks and destroys humanity. It is the destroyer of civilisations.” - Dr. Reveille-Parise, 1828.

Ahaha.

No wonder we're all fucked.

XXX.

I'm growing up.

But I still find farts hilarious.

XXX.

May 15 2010

You will be the happiest day of my life.

I actually have goosebumps I'm so stoked.

XXX.

Ambition

His mama calls him Johnny.

Girls just call him names.

I wish I was Johnny Bravo.

XXX.

Sigh

Not having a beard sucks.

It makes me feel like a regular human.

XXX.

Think positive

Negativity and negative thoughts can kill the whole process of accomplishing whatever it is you want to achieve.

Read about the Universal Law of Attraction.

It will be life changing.

XXX.

Trust me

Fake it 'til you make it.

Never fails.

XXX.

23

Happy birthday Dr Farrington.

Hope you heard us.

XXX.

Did you know..

You can't snorkel with a beard?

I didn't.

But I do now.

XXX.

Lifer.

It might not be much.

But it's mine.

XXX.

Titus Flavius Clemens

"How womanly it is for one who is a man to comb himself and shave himself with a razor, for the sake of fine effect, and to arrange his hair at the mirror, shave his cheeks, pluck hairs out of them, and smooth them! For God wished women to be smooth and to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane. But He adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him as an attribute of manhood, with a hairy chest, a sign of strength and rule. This, then, is the mark of the man, the beard. By this, he is seen to be a man. It is older than Eve. It is the token of the superior nature. It is therefore unholy to desecrate the symbol of manhood, hairiness."

Top bloke that Titus.

XXX.

True story.

"The old tim would."

XXX.

The truth is

You're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
XXX.

Learn to live.

Whether you're a dreamer, or a dream catcher.
XXX.