Alameda

I asked my sister what she'd buy if she won 90 million dollars.

She thought about it for awhile, and said
"I'd buy a fairy that can fly around inside, aaand a mermaid barbie.."
and with the hugest grin in the world, ".. and a new teddy."

"Anything else?" I asked.
"Thaaat's it!" she replied.

I promised to buy her them if I won.

I didn't win.
But I'll buy her a new teddy anyways.

I wish everything was still that simple.
Sometimes, she reminds me that it is.
XXX.

Caleuche

I've been hiccuping sporadically for near on two hours.
Kill me now.

And fuck Canberra.
XXX.

Octavius

Okay life, you win.
You got me good, you fuck.
XXX.

Queen Mary

Pushing 3 weeks.
No more Tom Selleck 'stache.
Two close calls in two days.

Pushing my luck?
Testing my invincibility.

What the fuck is up life?
XXX.

Ourang Medan

I'm not very good at making new friends.

Ahaha.
XXX.

Antonia Graza

It's been one week.

I now play football, beat up girls and I'm in a band called xWARPIGx.

This sucks.
It rules, but it's just fucked.
XXX.

Baychimo

It's been three days since I had coffee.

I'm ready to go work on an oil rig.
In Norway.

What the fuck?
XXX.