Octavius

Okay life, you win.
You got me good, you fuck.
XXX.

Queen Mary

Pushing 3 weeks.
No more Tom Selleck 'stache.
Two close calls in two days.

Pushing my luck?
Testing my invincibility.

What the fuck is up life?
XXX.

Ourang Medan

I'm not very good at making new friends.

Ahaha.
XXX.

Antonia Graza

It's been one week.

I now play football, beat up girls and I'm in a band called xWARPIGx.

This sucks.
It rules, but it's just fucked.
XXX.

Baychimo

It's been three days since I had coffee.

I'm ready to go work on an oil rig.
In Norway.

What the fuck?
XXX.

Lady Lovibond

Yesterday marked 2 weeks.
I saw 2 rainbows touch down over the farm.

"Thank you for bringing that boy into this house."

Don't worry,
You won't be forgotten anytime soon bro.
XXX.

Mary Celeste

I'm nothing special.
But I'm better than the rest of you.

Game on.
XXX.