Fuck limitations.

I've got photos of my 52 most favourite times.

Nowhere can I post this as one blog.

So fuck it.

I won't post the photos.

But I went to too much effort to just give up altogether right now.

Here are the captions.

Imagine what the photos look like in your head.

1. Mornings on the beach in Torquay.

2. When the dealers meth lab blew up.

3. THE effy.

4. Playing soccer with Indians on the roof.

5. Doing lines in KFC.

6. Mad gobbies for zil.

7. Making the headlines.

8. At JT's show.

9. Sydney's finest.

10. Canberra with Steve and Tanner.

11. Setlist.

12. Brawlin'.

13. At the snow with Alix.

14. Twenty one balloon salute.

15. Jordyn seeing snow for the first time.

16. Rap jumping.

17. Dreamers.

18. Soundfest.

19. Kissing Joe.

20. Skating with Jordy.

21. Fairypark.

22. Norm in 20 years.

23. Norm digging holes.

24. X.

25. Positive vandalism.

26. Jaws, day two.

27. She's a bad babysitter.

28. Winning the spaghetti eating competition.

29. Tim Burton exhibition.

30. Swimming with dolphins.

31. Cadbury world.

32. Chivarly promos.

33. Playing up to the camera.

34. Puttin' my hands up for Detroit.

35. Ghost tours.

36. Coming home.

37. The Game.

38. Family business.

39. Alix being Alix.

40. Moulin Rouge.

41. Mario Kart.

42. Soundwave 2007.

43. Fast cars, fast women.

44. Mother's Day collage.

45. Stacks on!

46. Wicked witches.

47. Team Exxcellent billboard hangs.

48. The Shitney Gang.

49. Riding low in gondolas.

50. Rocking the suburbs.
51. Jumping out of planes for fun.

52. On top of the world, literally.

I've got the best memories of the times I've had.

And the best intentions for the times I haven't had yet.

XXX.

I love

Double standards.

XXX.

I miss

The NEHC boys.

Cherry Coke.

When the Misfits WEREN'T everybody's favourite band.

House parties.

Good times with good kids.

Good kids.

2006.

People before they changed to be cool.

Doing weights.

Writing letters.

Endless adventure.

When indie kids weren't everywhere.

Having friends.

Having fun.

Hardcore.

Nintendo 64.

Everything that's been ruined by trends.

Joe.

Being good at something.

XXX.

Give them an inch, and they'll take a mile.

Give them a knuckle sandwich, and they'll do as they're told.

Wise words from yours truly.

XXX.

Disappointment

I don't think I know one person who hasn't lied to my face.

Isn't it a great world we live in?

I can trust no one.

Not even myself.

XXX.

Jaws.

XXX.

Rant

Girls with dude haircuts.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Any girl that thinks it's attractive, just reinforces my belief that you're all retarded.

What kind of dude is going to want to tune a bitch that looks like a dude with tits?

The only reason you're getting anyone looking at you, is so they can fucking piss themselves laughing and hang shit on you until they find the next girl with a bullshit haircut.

I can't wait til the whole androgynous trend goes out of fashion, all you fucking indie sluts grow your hair, and all the fucking indie faggots stop wearing makeup.

Fuck I hate you.

XXX.