Dear females,
What's happened to you?
Uggboots are not shoes.
Leggings are not pants.
Short hair is not pretty.
Clown face make up does not help.
Unit stickers are not awesome.
Cliche'd tattoes do not look hot.
Acting like males is not attractive.
Swearing is not cool.
Smoking is never okay.
No wonder you don't get any respect.
Girls are meant to be girly.
XXX.