Wanker

“Masturbation is one of the scourges which secretly attacks and destroys humanity. It is the destroyer of civilisations.” - Dr. Reveille-Parise, 1828.

Ahaha.

No wonder we're all fucked.

XXX.

I'm growing up.

But I still find farts hilarious.

XXX.

May 15 2010

You will be the happiest day of my life.

I actually have goosebumps I'm so stoked.

XXX.

Ambition

His mama calls him Johnny.

Girls just call him names.

I wish I was Johnny Bravo.

XXX.

Sigh

Not having a beard sucks.

It makes me feel like a regular human.

XXX.

Think positive

Negativity and negative thoughts can kill the whole process of accomplishing whatever it is you want to achieve.

Read about the Universal Law of Attraction.

It will be life changing.

XXX.

Trust me

Fake it 'til you make it.

Never fails.

XXX.