Monte Cristo

I'll never forget this moment.
"Alix just leaned in and whispered "I love you Timmy." to the computer." - 19/03/08

I missed her the most.
XXX.

Chelona

"Ladies and Gentleman, we give you the happiest tortoises on the planet."
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/21/happy-happy-joy-joy/

Things like this make my day.
XXX.

Saiten Aufziehen

It's hard to move forward with the brakes on.

Stay intense.
I don't see any other way to get through it.

That's the difference between me and you.
XXX.

Zucchero Filato

Friends are not family.
Not even close.

I don't mince my words.
If we're friends, the chances of you being either a dog cunt, drug fuck, drunk slut, dead shit, fuck wit, or sell out, is about 90%.

That other 10% have never let me down.

I have four people outside my family I trust.
I consider those four people, my real friends.
Nothing will change that.

I know who's got my back.
XXX.

Allghoi Khorkhoi

I'm not trying to pre-empt anything here.
Just figured I'd get dibs in first.

The name of my first born, will be Casey Jones.

Don't worry though.
If it's not a boy, I'll put it back.
XXX.

Sinus Successus

Girls, stick to being girls.

Feminists have ruined the world.
They spent so much time demanding equality at every opportunity they had, females of the developed world thought they might be on to something, and now look what's happened.

They've all forgotten what being feminine is all about.

Drinking, smoking, swearing, fighting, spitting, shaved heads, ..

I hear that 'man-hating, butch dyke' look is in this millenia.
So go on, keep doing what you're doing.
See how far that shit gets you.


If you're going to act like a man, expect to get treated like one.
Do some hard fucking labour.

Equality means you don't get to use the "..but I'm a girl!" excuse.

Girls are bred to do girly things.
Like playing with dolls, looking good, cooking, cleaning, and doing as you're told.

I'm not sexist.
Girls can do anything guys can do, apparently.
I'm just sick of all your shit.

If you opened your eyes, you'd notice something.
Equality ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Suckadick.
XXX.

Mare Crisium

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
Fuck that.

You either had your shot and you blew it,
Or you never stood a chance.

Welcome to the real world.
XXX.